KidnapRequest™

Hi Nato,

I'm thrilled to announce that after careful strategic planning, extensive stakeholder engagement, and multiple high-level discussions with your daughter, I have decided to initiate Phase 1 of the "Forever Partnership" project.

Over the past quarters, Qeta, your daughter has consistently demonstrated outstanding performance in kindness, emotional intelligence, beauty, warmth, and overall human excellence. After rigorous evaluation, I can confidently say she exceeds all industry benchmarks.

Given the recurring verbal requests from the primary stakeholder (your daughter) regarding a potential "kidnapping & marriage merger," I would like to formally request your approval to proceed with:

• Operation: Romantic Kidnapping (symbolic only)
• Long-Term Strategic Alliance (marriage)
• Lifetime Joint Venture (happiness, chaos, love)

Please let me know a suitable time for a board meeting to discuss timelines, logistics, and celebration budget allocations.

Looking forward to building synergies.

Best regards,
Future Son-in-Law (Pending Approval)